The Masturbator
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Weee~
Finally,someone is going to show us,seniors ,the proper way to masturbate.
First,you got to have clean cut of your dirty and horny sexy desires.Be hippy and happy.
Act cute and give a big smile to the viewers,pull the video cam down and ta-da.
I was utterly shocked when my sis told me last 2 days that she saw him masturbating!
I ignored her once and showed disbelief!
The video was sent to the guy he liked, I won't mention it here but he was the one to spread the homemade video, I guess? I feel sorry for him but it's too late. My friends said this clip was at the highest download traffic record in MSN. Everyone in Sabah has it. Even ah lian and ah beng. What can I say,he is an amateur pornstar! He even showed us 'peace' fingers before he hands on his gun. Very cute hor?
Gosh,just another step and he is going to make himself , Sung Siew Hero while Mawar Hero is enjoying his retirement in KK. Next time, get a bimbo wannabes or some ah gua near the Padang so that the video won't turn out a flaccid affair.Add some choreography to heat up the video.
That video just don't work, baby. It makes guy's penis shrink in petrify and vagina shut down for business.
It was corny...meretricious!
It is pretty obvious ,from the video.He wants fame. So much that he could masturbate to make us happy.May be not, throw out! Students nowadays got guts!
And I've received another series of homemade hot pie by a Form 2 girls.
Maybe we can make an EPIC porn dvd
At least one or two more this year. OH,the youth spoiled my pure, clean and virgin spring holidays.
Lastly, my verdict for this video is
"Without the sunshine smile and the peace thingy, this old school slasher rehash is one anemic bore." Theo,(2009) ,quoted
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