Pixel
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
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Leng Kai is missing? Wait for the next update!

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Left handed
Saturday, March 28, 2009


I did this in the dark during the Earth Hour. It took me half an hour to finish this tag because I am left handed bitch!

Rules to tag : all must be written by left hand (just in case you are left handed, use your right then) and take a picture of yourself while doing this tag. (wish I didn't do lol)

1. Write your name, surname
2. Your favourite sentence / statement
3. Your favourite word
4. Favourite numbers and alphabets
5. Draw a picture of yourself
6. Draw something you like.
7. "I love you, _____"
8. A word stated with S
9. A song title
10. 10 people you tag




Can't stand the noise in the picture.FLASH it a bit.
kekekee~

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Loud and annoying


I don't need collagen to look like Jay-Z

I wish you would step back
From that ledge my friend
I could cut ties with all the lies
That I've been living in
And if I do not want to see you again
You should understand, You should understand
The angry boy a bit too insane
Icing over a secret pain
I know I don't belong
I am the first to fight
I am way too loud
I am the flash of light on a burial shroud
I know something's wrong
Well everyone I know has got a reason
To say put the past away

Well he's on the table and he's gone to code
And I do not think anyone knows
What I am doing here
And your friend has left you
You've been dismissed
I never thought it would come to this
And I, I want you to know
Everyone's got to face down the demons
Maybe today
You could put the past away

I could understand~

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Bye Bye
Thursday, March 26, 2009



You miss them so much
and you start to forget the people around you.
Is he/she selfish?

No, sometimes you just have to forfeit something valuable in your life to be able to grow.
That is why I forgo, I cease to hold and I refrain.

Good bye!!!
ohh yea...

I can make this a song. Don't you think so? hehe! :-D

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Fifth Amendment
Wednesday, March 25, 2009


Oral presentation tomorrow! Hope everything goes smooth!
No problem with my voice projection and people are paying attention! I am quite annoyed when students are doing other things when I am presenting. Don't so kiasu k? Homeworks are meant to be done at home!

Hope the genius and Africans are not shooting me any weird questions.
Maybe not, I don't think they are interested with my topic.

It is about Plea Bargain. Anyone has any idea?
I bet no!...if only you study law or you watch Damages.

Gotta go practice.



There is so many sale going on. I wonder why!
I bought these 3 for less than Rm100!

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Protein shake
Monday, March 23, 2009

Post workout
I wonder why my muscle went like a deflated balloon after the workout?
It is actually smaller after 3 hours later!

There is a LOREAl looking for hot chic and hunk going on in my college.
Personally,I neglected to join because...Loreal.It is about skin products!
They are looking for the ambassadors! Get real! I still have
unattended zits waiting for me to pinch! And I don't think any of the photographers are willing
to photoshopped my moon face.

Secondly,I am not chunky as in fit.I am still working it. Probably another 2 years.
You'll see Brad Loi walking around Sunway Pyramid with huge pairs of arms and salivating abs.
WoooHoo.I can't wait!
Girls fantasizing and guys agonizing on my lean physique.
I need serious gym buddy!

Lately,I have found some friends who loves football. Taiping people love football! Frankly,I want to play basketball ,I'll get them involved since my ex roommate left us a basketball.
I wish I can swim here.In fact, I'll jump into the pool right after I got myself a goggle
It is way too expensive!
I am so sick of the fact that my juniors are actually taller than me.I drink milk 2 times a day to boost my calcium and protein intake. I am tired of my limpy and short statue.

Today,there was a girl in my class today shouted "Maybe they are horny!" during Jinn's oral presentation.
Well, it is really tough for me in this Semester. Almost all the students in my english class are competitive, super curious and very BANANA! I am not prepared for it!

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FOOK you!
Sunday, March 22, 2009


I having been using FOOK these few days.
I wonder why you guys think FOOK is a vulgar languange.
COME on! It's just FOOK! You know? The FOOK thing?
In Chinese FOOK is prosperity
In fashion FOOK is FCUK!
In cutlery FOOK is FORK!

And now..the narrative life of a FOOK user.




FOOK on, man!



FOOK Yew !



and FOOK *him* as well!



Anything in the market that comes with FOOK is still acceptable but...
Placenta soap!

I FOOK throw out!
Wish you got lotsa FOOOk throughout the year!

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Marching to March
Saturday, March 21, 2009

I've waited too long for this family potrait! Since May last year.
Sadly,Fish is missing!

Same place, Bistro! But this time,almost all the members were there. Feel so good to see everyone .I am happy! Plan to yum cha at Ba Lin cancelled.It rained!


Leng Kai birthday was last month ,lucky girl.She still receives presents.
Elbert handed her another present....(which was a surprise gift from our gang)


The present that me,Jac and Bin wrapped in the car on the way to bistro.


It was her bed sheet! hahaha!
THANKS to Samantha for stealing her bed sheet from her house!
The suprise continues on the next post!!

Super Chicken..with biseps.


I can say,the gathering is going to be a lacklustre affair without a group photo!
Because Augustine is too hot in the making of the porn video.We shall pose for a tribute to his braveness! Let's pose!!!

I had swear to myself that I wouldn't pose 'PEACE'!
I have break the rules!!! Macam Mana!
It is for AUGUSTINE!


I hate lens flare....
On the way to Leng Kai's house for her second surprise....


Rare pic! Ah fah act cuteeeee





I miss you guys a lot.


Disgrace of the chickens and the bird type.

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E71
Monday, March 16, 2009


I had so many problems with my old phone.
Every half an hour, I have to voluntarily restart my phone in order to receive sms.
The battery power is getting weak and some of the features are outdated.

Nokia 6680, till now I am still proud of it. It was the first phone with 2 cameras!



I bought Nokia E71.
I am not a sinister business man but I maybe one in the next 4 years. It is the newly painted black version released this February. I love smart things come with a sexy body. It goes without saying that this new model will come with pretty much the same features as its other colored counterparts, like built-in Wi-Fi, 3.2MP camera, and HSDPA data to name a few.

Lowena bought the grey and Crystal got the white one.
But, the black on still stands out the crowd. Black steel and the red with white steel are the new version added in the E71 family.Just released one months ago.


P/s: E71 is even thinner than your iphone!




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The Masturbator
Saturday, March 14, 2009

Weee~

Finally,someone is going to show us,seniors ,the proper way to masturbate.
First,you got to have clean cut of your dirty and horny sexy desires.Be hippy and happy.
Act cute and give a big smile to the viewers,pull the video cam down and ta-da.

I was utterly shocked when my sis told me last 2 days that she saw him masturbating!
I ignored her once and showed disbelief!

The video was sent to the guy he liked, I won't mention it here but he was the one to spread the homemade video, I guess? I feel sorry for him but it's too late. My friends said this clip was at the highest download traffic record in MSN. Everyone in Sabah has it. Even ah lian and ah beng. What can I say,he is an amateur pornstar! He even showed us 'peace' fingers before he hands on his gun. Very cute hor?

Gosh,just another step and he is going to make himself , Sung Siew Hero while Mawar Hero is enjoying his retirement in KK. Next time, get a bimbo wannabes or some ah gua near the Padang so that the video won't turn out a flaccid affair.Add some choreography to heat up the video.

That video just don't work, baby. It makes guy's penis shrink in petrify and vagina shut down for business.

It was corny...meretricious!
It is pretty obvious ,from the video.He wants fame. So much that he could masturbate to make us happy.May be not, throw out! Students nowadays got guts!
And I've received another series of homemade hot pie by a Form 2 girls.
Maybe we can make an EPIC porn dvd

At least one or two more this year. OH,the youth spoiled my pure, clean and virgin spring holidays.

Lastly, my verdict for this video is

"Without the sunshine smile and the peace thingy, this old school slasher rehash is one anemic bore." Theo,(2009) ,quoted

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Aku Tiren
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Leng Kai with her 'D' ,dumb shirt.

Due to failure to arrange transportation to everyone.We canceled the plan to go yum cha . Leng kai , fah and me live in the same area. So, we went out without the others. Sorry ye! That was a decision made at the last minute before I lock myself in the room with economics textbook.

Well, we have sort out the date and hope you guys are there tomorrow at Bistro. After that,we'll go Ba Lin. Hope it doesn't rain tomorrow.


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I love the finger food




I got a kiddo haircut. Perfect for this season, Spring. It is all about being youthful and colors!
I am in total indulgence when people says that I look like a kid. There was a bank teller in Standard Charterd bank asking whether I am still under 18! I love to be pampered by the gang like a kid. I build great self esteem when people says that I am 16 or 17.

I am not weird! I just don't want to grow up!



Ouhh,lens flare at the habour!



Elbert called us for movie. I thought we are going to watch Pink Panther 2 but sadly... we watched Tiren! Tiren is stupid. It is about a girl who killed herself unintentionally, and she put revenge to the guy who cheated her. Horror movie with a twist of Indonesian comedies and sex scenes. Well, it still creep Leng Kai and Jia Huey like hell.

Characters highlight! Tiren the bob head ghost who got too much influence from Rihanna, Maya, some scenes with hair extension and some none, always in her lingerie , double hotness, the girl who slept with Tiren's boyfriend, Leo.

Thank goodness, the ticket is only Rm5.

Last night, we went back to Bistro again.




Leng Kai was so funny that we laughed for almost 10 minutes!

Waitress: Mau minum apa?
Leng Kai : Hotlink (horlicks)

-all of us went speechless-

Ah fah: Tambah Digi

FUnny?








This time, we have more finger food!



Maya and Tiren's corpse images were still haunting Leng Kai. We had fun time scaring her.



Poor Fah.



Dunzo?

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She's back!
Tuesday, March 10, 2009


Jolin is back, bitch!




View her full length MV "大丈夫" , Real Man plus Promotional ads for her new album Flower Butterfly.




Can't wait for her new album !
Will be officially launched on 27 March! I'll pre-order mine in Tower Records as soon as I get back to KL!


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Virgins
Friday, March 06, 2009


I've been checking my travel itinerary for the flight this afternoon everyday.
Thanks for the reminder and messages from my course mate and friends






Let see who is finally attached!
And Lowena keep saying that she's the one who got them together. Tak tau malu!



Me, Sung Fung and Lavinia had good time with our sizziling BBQ porks while Aron's table having some sort of camp fire BBQ.



We need fire extinguisher!



Eat and get cancer!
Seriously, Freda is a bad baby sitter. She's the experienced BBQ mama. I reckon? Since I was once forgotten by them and they burnt their lips after being cursed by me.
Look at the BBQ wok!



Freda is a bad baby sitter and Lavinia is a good mother. I need haircut!




Long Hair is out and Short Hair is in. Just a message to all the juniors in Sung Siew, keeping your hair long ain't cool! You'll miss chicks spying on you!
Thanks Dixon!
He always gives us surprises!

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The lilac smell
Wednesday, March 04, 2009


Do you know that if I were given 5 years time to wait for you , I will surely wait.

Fill our house with your favourite soft toys and having cupcakes for breakfast everyday.I'll write you love songs. I'll make the whole house like your very own studio. Every part of the house are patches of our memories.
The frolicking moments...
Watching old Stephen Chow movies every night before we go to sleep.
and our children singing our love songs.

Hope you are happy :)




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